Enough is enough. We get it; we messed up, and this is partly our fault. We should have never told you it was cool to wear crocs to lunch, or pressured you to experiment with a new hairstyle. That’s our bad. But please, for the love of everything holy, will you give it a rest? You’re only embarrassing yourself.
Remember when everyone tried to convince you how awesome these were? I mean, have you ever tried them on? So you finally caved when you saw that cute orange pair with a green strap, only to find out we’ve all moved on; and we’re sick of staring at your disgusting sweaty feet.