An ode to bathroom mirrors, duck faces, attention whores, and having too much free time.

We’ve all been there; at a bar, in the car, on the street, while we eat. The selfie epidemic is trending everywhere around us. Suddenly, every schlep with a smart phone is pointing their camera inwards, transforming themselves into their own self-centered muses. Worse yet, I don’t think they’re being completely honest with us.