Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow split

In case you’re not bored of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s open marriage officially ending after several years of PR which was supposed to make her seem more relatable (ha), People magazine have conducted a post-mortem for your delectation this week. And by that I mean that the 41-year-old blogger’s flack Stephen Huvane has emailed them a few “insider”